,
I really hope they’re just for Bubbles2.0 and nothing…funny.
I can’t disclose that information at this point. 
I can’t remember where I left it 
so
I was in a car crash yesterday
a small one
but I may have caused it...
I was reversing out of my driveway
and my Mum was in the car
and I was like 'oh
I need some breaks' cause we were going really fast
and so I tried pushing the break
but it was the power pedel instead
I just got confused!
Anyway
it was like less than 3 seconds
and I just kept pushing the power pedel hard and hard
thinking the breaks were going to come
cause I was stupid and I didn't realise that it wasnt the break
and then we went full speed into my next door neighbours wall
and I ruined our car
and it was so loud all my neighbours came running out
and it was the worst moment of my life
and yay
this is why I should never be allowed to drive
.
Okay, no juggling then. How about…wait, what if I juggled knives, though? Would that be good?
…would you stab yourself in the process? If so, then yes. 
How about some of that good, old-fashioned juggling then?
Don’t even try, Bubbles. 
Oookay, and that would be my que to piss off then, eh?
Yes. Unless you suddenly become interesting, but I doubt that’ll happen, so… 
I do know what I say, which is exactly why I’m asking you that question.
I would explain it to you, but that would only mean I have to spend longer talking to you, which is something no one really wants to do. 
Why do you say that?
Do you even listen to some of the things you say? Because, if you did, then you wouldn’t be asking that question. 
That iiiis more true than you even realize, Jamie.
I used to think that Alice was the most insane person in this place, but I’ve got to say- you’ve suddenly taken the lead.
I do function perfectly fine for the most part.
Sure, for the most part.
Though, lets be honest, you’re no where near as functional as a person should be.
This doesn’t change the fact that you have so many things wrong with you, that I’m surprised you can still function. 
You just contradicted your argument but I wasn’t going to say anything.

… But…
Never mind.
…What? What are you on about? 












